GuyRule #623.0: Holding it
You MUST hold it if you have to go in any of the following situations:
1. There is less than 2:00 mins in any game, especially a playoff game, and the final is too close to call.
2. You're at the bar and your getting somewhere with the chick you've been working on all night.
3. Your friend getting somewhere with a chick he's been working on all night. He needs just a little help reel her in, but she's got a friend with her who wants to leave, and if you leave so will your friend's chick.
4. You've been waiting in line for hour’s tickets to something and you can see the ticket booth but there's no one to hold your spot.
5. You’re holding your friend's spot.