Question #1 When does ego dwindle on the project site? A When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B When you've had enough beers
C After you're half way through the project
D After the first really bad confrontation
Question #2 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you: A stand by your habits
B drink more beer
C offer help, knowing he won't accept
D follow the host's lead
Question #3 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools
Question #4 Every guy is compelled to do what in regard to his porno books? A test the waters with your wife
B read them cover to cover
C never read anything, only look at the pictures
D never loan them out
Question #5 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him? A you're a clean freak
B you're just being nice
C his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D depends on whether he washes them off or not
Question #6 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence
C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut
Question #7 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner? A Because you're a guy
B Because your wife or girlfriend is out
C Because half of your plates are dirty
D Because it makes your buddy feel more at home
Question #8 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters
Question #9 Why acknowledge the hello? A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #10 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because: A All the urinaries are very small
B Because of the closeness of the urinals
C This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale

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