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Question #1 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy
Question #2 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence
C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut
Question #3 What's the most important criteria in lumber selection? A cost
B weather-treated
C no warping
D type of lumber
Question #4 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos
C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer
Question #5 Why acknowledge the hello? A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #6 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet
Question #7 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys.
Question #8 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #9 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman
C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better
Question #10 Of the words below, which one is NOT explicitly banned on the project site when spoken between guys: A Nurturing
B Warm
C Loving
D Please