GuyRule #
312.1: Sports and Porno
Sub Rules:
312.0
312.1
When watching a porno movie in the presence of other guys, it is perfectly acceptable to break into a play-by-play commentary. This will not detract from the on screen action whatsoever. The other instances when this rule is in effect are when any guy and his girl are drunk enough to have sex in a roomful of people or when you and your buddy have the opportunity to tag team some hapless slut. -Big Chris
