Category: Wife

GuyRule #569.0: Pregnant Inquiry
Don't ever, EVER ask a woman if she is pregnant, unless you know and are absolutely sure that she is. Her gut might be abnormally huge, she might have to rock to get out of chairs, she might even be looking at a book of baby names, but just don't say it. If you do ask and she's not pregnant, either the swift kick to the groin will get the message across or the impending silence will speak for itself. -Nick N