Category: Sports

GuyRule #541.0: Women vs. Sports
A real guy will never miss a planned sporting event with his buddies because his girlfriend wants to be "held" or something. The only time when it is acceptable for a woman to take precedence over a game of pick-up basketball is when one of her close relatives has died or she met you at the door wearing nothing but a smile and a bottle of wine. I such a case, both sex and potential drunkenness COMBINED are sufficient reason to miss the game. -murph