Category: Auto

GuyRule #89.1: Old Cars
Any car more than 35 years old should be treated with respect, and the guy driving it should be honored for keeping a piece of history alive and well. If the car is driven daily, then you should buy the owner a beer for having the technical know-how and balls to drive a classic all the time. And never, ever touch the car without permission, as it is the same thing as touching another mans dick. -Jack