GuyRule #
512.0: Inflated Job Title
Sub Rules:
512.1
When discussing your job with people you don't work with, especially if there's girls around, always make yourself sound way more important than you are. Even if you're a secretary, say you work directly with the big bosses. You even get to sit in on their meetings. Nobody has to know you're only there to take lunch orders. -Greg Bottenhorn
