GuyRule #
496.0: Buddy's Putdowns
If a buddy is uncool enough to put you down in front of strangers (especially if there are females involved) it is your duty as a Guy to put him down in return. Return insult for insult and never let him have the last word (since he started it). If you're not good at this, get books at the bookstore on how to be a good putdown artist. Failure to comply with this Rule will classify you as a minus rather than a plus between your legs. -A Guy
