Category: Wife

GuyRule #488.0: Fielding the Lingerie Question
When asked by your girlfriend, or wife, "When you look at a lingerie magazine, do you look at the merchandise, or the model?" You should reply with, "I look at the merchandise and picture you in it!" Anything else would be unacceptable, because she will question what you want, where you go, and what you do when she's not around. -Mike Colwell