Category: Wife

GuyRule #431.0: No Straight Male Should Ever
1) The guy who submitted the rule about "throwing the suck" on a friend should be kicked out... 2) Under no circumstances should a straight male give another male head...and if you (for some reason which I don't understand) are a gay male, then you shall only stick to your own kind and not attempt to "throw the suck on" any straight male. 3) No matter how long a friend has gone without action, you will not give him any physical pleasure of any sort. You can help him by paving the way with ladies (giving the good word) and in extreme cases buy him a hooker...but no matter how long it has been he can still fire his own gun, so you should never fire it for him. -Rico Johns