Category: Ego

GuyRule #396.0: Manly Dogs vs. Cats
Without question, some dogs are more "man's best friend" than others. When you're around other guys, never mention your own dog after another guy has mentioned his far more manly dog. For example, don't bring up cute little "chi-chi" your miniature dauchsund following a story by your buddy about how his pit-bull decapitated the neighbor's cat...however ALL dogs are better than ANY cats period! All real guys should deny any ownership of a feline. -Greg