Category: Auto

GuyRule #331.0: Pick-up Purchase
Any man purchasing a dualie pickup must have a Diesel engine such that anytime you pull up next to a geo metro you are mistaken for a 10 ton cement truck. Any man owning a diesel dualie deserves the respect of all other men. Furthermore a dualie which is covered in mud and full of lumber deserves to be saluted by all men who see it and toasted at the first oportunity with such fine wine as Budweiser, Jack Daniels, or Wild Turkey. -Hamel