Category: Sports

GuyRule #205.0: Basketball: Equal Opportunity Rejection.
"When playing one-on-one or coed basketball, when checking a girl, defense is played with an inverse proportion to her desirability rating. i.e., hot chicks get token defense or uncontested layups, while attractively challenged females (gotta be P.C.) get the word SPALDING stamped on their foreheads." -Hanif Ibrahim