Category: Wife

GuyRule #152.0: Things You Should NOT Do During Sex
  1. Think about other women. (Women have a sixth sense about this.)
  2. Talk dirty. (Unless she asks.)
  3. Burp or fart.
  4. Talk small talk. (Really annoys most women!)
  5. If she fakes it act dumb about it!
  6. When you reach orgasam, pull out. (Not really good birth control, and can get messy.)
  7. Put anything on her hair. (Only if on top.)
  8. Try to be too macho.
  9. Touch her butthole. (Unless she asks!)
  10. Say anyone's name. (Can get ugly if you make a mistake!)

-CR