Category: Wife

GuyRule #150.0: Discussing Girlfriends
"The girlfriend must always appear as a peripheral part of your life, something to keep you occupied when you're not out with your guy friends doing guy stuff.

She must never be referred to as 'my better half,' 'the person who completes me,' 'my reason for living,' or whatever role it is that she truly inhabits in your life.

In a similar vein, never bring up your girlfriend during guy talk, unless you're very drunk, and you want to bitch about how she's sleeping with so-and-so." -PF