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GuyRule #144.: When Using a Computer

"When using a computer, no matter how complicated the software or system, always act like you know what you're doing. Especially if females are around. Or smoke-screen them (by stating really loud to everyone within earshot) with some plausible deniability statement like 'Oh, this is the latest revision to the new disk operating system, huuumm, I'll have to toy around with this for awhile...what will Macrosoft think of next?' That way you have an out if you screw up the computer and erase important data or worst yet look like you don't know what the fuck you're doing." -Vince
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