Category: Tools

GuyRule #1.0: Ruler Freedom
"Although your friend's ruler works just as well as your own, every real guy must have his own measuring tape while working in the yard." -D

"It's a big breach of etiquette if you have to go borrow the other guy's ruler; see, then you feel dependent upon his ruler..." -G

"Exactly" -D

"You can't even make a smart decision about what you think it should be. Why? Because you gotta ask him for his ruler, thus tipping off the other guy that you don't know what the hell you're talking about, because you gotta borrow his ruler." -G