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"There's always the Fat-Guy Ru… Guyrule #55.0 Grading Farts "It's imperative that when the… Guyrule #55.1 Applauding noises When a friend makes an especia… Guyrule #55.2 Movies If you go to a movie with your… Guyrule #78.0 Every Guy Has a Get-Rich Scheme "Every red blooded American ha… Guyrule #91.0 Reacting to Your Buddy Getting Hit in the Nuts "You're sittin' around with yo… Guyrule #96.0 Keeping Up with your Buddy "When your buddy invites you t… Guyrule #102.0 Don't Eat the Last Piece "A couple pizzas arrive at the… Guyrule #104.0 Helping Your Buddy Leave "There's always that Guy Rule … Guyrule #108.0 Musty Shirts "Because you've been a bachelo… Guyrule #146.0 Courtesy Check-Out "If a guy points out a hot chi… Guyrule #162.0 Share the Stink "The Guy Rules is, you must po… Guyrule #166.0 Public Restroom "When a real guy and his buddy… Guyrule #173.1 Movie Buffer Seat "Two guys going to the movies … Guyrule #185.0 Wing Man "If you're in a bar with your … Guyrule #185.1 Wingman "When your buddy decides to ha… Guyrule #185.2 Get the Assist When you're at a bar and your … Guyrule #185.3 Mind Your Place It is completely against GuyRu… Guyrule #187.0 Money & Buddies "Whenever you or a buddy comes… Guyrule #188.0 The Remote is Sacred The TV remote is Sacred. AT h… Guyrule #188.1 TV No matter how tired you are, i… Guyrule #188.4 Remote Etiquette When your buddy is flipping th… Guyrule #188.5 The Remote Control When any guy enters an empty r… Guyrule #188.1 Television Remote The only time a guy can take c… Guyrule #190.0 Condom Borrowing #2 "If a buddy borrows a condom f… Guyrule #191.0 Bummin' Cigs "When bumming a cigarette from… Guyrule #194.0 Token Helper "With any job, if you show up … Guyrule #196.0 Razzing Your Whipped Buddies "The only time you stop razzin… Guyrule #197.0 Clothes Make the Man "It is only appropriate to com… Guyrule #197.1 Colors and His Cloths Under no circumstances should … Guyrule #197.2 Men's Clothing Men can not refer to their clo… Guyrule #198.0 Buddies & Their Girls "If your buddy is going out wi… Guyrule #207.0 Snake Bites "When hiking with your buddy i… Guyrule #209.0 Guy Scores in a Movie "If you're watching a movie wi… Guyrule #228.0 Noticing Project Mistakes "While helping your friend(s) … Guyrule #233.0 Insult for Insult "To maintain the buddy guydom … Guyrule #235.0 Buddy Says He's Gay "When your buddy announces to … Guyrule #236.0 Buddies "No matter how hot your buddy'… Guyrule #237.0 The Fish Handshake "Your buddy introduces you to … Guyrule #239.0 Ex-Girlfriends are Off-Limits Forever "Any woman a guy dates is off-… Guyrule #239.1 Dating a friend's ex Once your buddy has dated a wo… Guyrule #239.2 Your Buddies X -You just can't ever date a bu… Guyrule #239.3 Can't Sleep with His Ex-Girlfriend Never under any circumstances … Guyrule #239.4 Dating your friends ex-girlfriends You should never date or mess … Guyrule #241.0 Friends with a Buddy's Girl "Once the relationship between… Guyrule #254.0 Dog Farts "When you're out drinking beer… Guyrule #256.0 Farting It is proper to give a countdo… Guyrule #258.0 sharing the drinks When you're playing sports, it… Guyrule #262.0 Buddy Sees Girl He Knows at Bar "A woman that kind of knows yo… Guyrule #262.1 Eliminate Buddy Competition If you and a buddy are in a ba… Guyrule #269.0 Compliment Your Buddy's Project If your buddy is working on a … Guyrule #272.0 Never Leave a Man Behind When you and your buddies are … Guyrule #273.0 Recognize the effort "If a buddy has just spent a s… Guyrule #279.0 Porno Flow "This is a rule for college gu… Guyrule #280.0 A Guys Best Friend "If you are in jail, who do yo… Guyrule #284.0 Buddy's Cheating: Beyond the Scope "If a guy is cheating on his g… Guyrule #284.3 Buddies Cheating Shut UP If your best friend messes aro… Guyrule #285.0 TV Notification If a truly great movie is on T… Guyrule #293.0 When your Buddy isn't getting any If a good friend of yours has … Guyrule #296.0 First to notice...first to chance it When one of your good friends … Guyrule #312.1 Sports and Porno When watching a porno movie in… Guyrule #313.0 When your Buddy Scores If your buddy picks up a girl … Guyrule #314.0 The Cross-Dresser If you know a "girl" is really… Guyrule #319.0 Guy Faithful Fraternity Guys should never turn bitch o… Guyrule #319.1 Statute of Limitations Don't nail any girl that one o… Guyrule #327.0 movie quotes When a guy tries to quote a mo… Guyrule #332.0 Don't Let Your Buddy Kill Him If a friend catches his wife\g… Guyrule #337.0 Fire Alarm Buddy Check This only applies to guys livi… Guyrule #346.0 Away From Home An essential Rule, developed a… Guyrule #351.0 Buddy's False Identity If one of your buddies starts … Guyrule #364.0 Face the Music When you fuck up really bad an… Guyrule #364.1 Learn to Take It When your friends are razzin' … Guyrule #366.0 Acknowledgement of Past Partners When out at a club or for that… Guyrule #367.0 Whipped Buddies If your buddy is whipped and i… Guyrule #367.1 Hassled for being whipped If your single buddies make fu… Guyrule #376.0 Saved from Embarassment If you save your buddy from be… Guyrule #379.0 Buddy's Attempt to Start a Musical Career If a guy is listening to a bud… Guyrule #387.0 When Your Buddy Is In Trouble Never leave a friend in a figh… Guyrule #387.1 Getting your ass kicked When at a bar, and a drunken b… Guyrule #387.2 ass kicking If it looks like a friend of y… Guyrule #387.3 Hitting a friend At certain times it is your du… Guyrule #387.1 Turtle on the Ground When you are in a fight with a… Guyrule #391.0 21st Birthday On a guys 21st birthday it is … Guyrule #397.0 Card Night with the Guys When you're playing cards at y… Guyrule #399.0 If a Buddy's Killing Jokes If you have a buddy that's kil… Guyrule #400.0 A Buddy Submitted a Bad GuyRule If your buddy shows you a GuyR… Guyrule #402.0 Showing Buddies Respect Around Women When at a bar or club meeting … Guyrule #404.0 Planning Ahead! Once you have made plans with … Guyrule #406.0 A Guys Sleep If a guy is sleeping, you must… Guyrule #414.0 Drunken Judgement If a friend's judgement has be… Guyrule #414.1 Drunken Judgement As per guy rule 414, it also f… Guyrule #420.0 Anybody Knocking Your Best Friend(s) Anybody caught ragging on, mak… Guyrule #429.0 Bathroom Antics When you and your buddy enter … Guyrule #438.0 Getting Dumped When your buddy gets dumped by… Guyrule #438.1 Help Him Forget Her When your buddy gets dumped by… Guyrule #441.0 Help on Recovering If a guy has been dumped or st… Guyrule #443.0 Never Badmouth Your Buddy's Dog Never give a friend shit about… Guyrule #444.0 Making Fun of Someone That's Gullible If you're with the buddies and… Guyrule #447.0 Interesting Underwear If a guy has intimate knowledg… Guyrule #455.0 Your Studly Look After perfecting your studly l… Guyrule #461.0 Buddy Really Needs It If one of your buddies has bee… Guyrule #463.0 Admitting to a Bar Fart Any guy who farts in a bar whi… Guyrule #476.0 Only Single Guy If you are the only single guy… Guyrule #477.0 Pay Back Your Buddy When you owe a buddy a favor a… Guyrule #478.0 Baby Shower Dodge All guys should try to prevent… Guyrule #485.0 Guys Spelling The Guy Rule on spelling is th… Guyrule #487.0 A Guy's Story If a guy is talking about some… Guyrule #495.0 Road Trips What happens on the road, stay… Guyrule #496.0 Buddy's Putdowns If a buddy is uncool enough to… Guyrule #498.0 Taking Charity If the guys at work want to ea… Guyrule #503.0 Comments on a Guy's Haircut Comments on a haircut depend o… Guyrule #507.0 Sympathy for Your Buddy When a bad situation is going … Guyrule #528.0 Close Quarters Stereo Operation When living in a location (suc… Guyrule #530.0 Tag When your roomate and his curr… Guyrule #532.0 Titty Bar You may not stare at your budd… Guyrule #534.0 Druken Fights If you and a guy are completel… Guyrule #536.0 Bro Rule Bro's before Ho's. ALWAYS. N… Guyrule #536.1 Buddies v's Women Never under any circumstances … Guyrule #542.1 Drunken Buddies When at a party and one of the… Guyrule #552.0 White Knuckle Rule If you are the passenger in yo… Guyrule #554.0 Gettin' When employed in a food relate… Guyrule #559.0 Dad's Teaching You to be a Guy Fathers have an inalienable du… Guyrule #560.0 18th Birthday (In Canada) If a guy you know is turning t… Guyrule #564.0 Hooking up buddys If you are working in a food r… Guyrule #576.0 The drunk buddy When your good friend is a few… Guyrule #598.0 Early Warning Whenever in public and especia… Guyrule #601.0 She's My Boy's Ex, But . . . It's only okay to get on anoth… Guyrule #621.0 Pain of Tatoos When a guy is the last in his …