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Guyrule #651.1 Giving Help When any of your buddies is do… Guyrule #104.0 Do it Yourself! "Anything that possibly can be… Guyrule #605.6 Silent Farts NEVER, under any circumstances… Guyrule #111.0 Crushing of the Can "If you've got a buddy over, a… Guyrule #113.0 Different Good-byes "Different Good-byes depend on… Guyrule #121.0 Project Ego "There's a direct relationship… Guyrule #123.0 Hasty Quality? "Finishing first is a bonus, b… Guyrule #129.0 Acknowledging the Hello "At what point do you acknowle… Guyrule #339.1 Sidewalk Control "When walking alone toward ano… Guyrule #131.0 Token Protests "Token Protests. A guy's doing… Guyrule #133.0 Taking Breaks "It's quite acceptable for the… Guyrule #145.0 Trumping the Bullshit "If you know a guy's talking a… Guyrule #148.0 You've Gotta Admit "There's always that point in … Guyrule #527.1 Admit It When you fuck up you take the … Guyrule #150.0 I-Just-Blew-My-Cool "There's always the I-Just-Ble… Guyrule #156.0 Examining the Project When Finished "After you've finished the pro… Guyrule #176.0 The Best Buy and Most Famous Person "Every single guy has got thei… Guyrule #179.0 Words that are Banned on the Project Site "If you're really in a guy sit… Guyrule #181.0 Keeping Your Cool When You're Late "Even when you're really late … Guyrule #186.0 A Captain Picard Guy Rule "This Guy Rule come directly f… Guyrule #192.0 Different Sets of Directions "Every guy has got his scale o… Guyrule #205.0 I Beat the Sales Guy "Every Guy has got the I-Bough… Guyrule #207.0 Swimming Pool Rules "When you're at the swimming p… Guyrule #212.0 Pissing in the Wild "When two guys have to piss in… Guyrule #216.0 Rip Cord "The 'Rip-Cord' Guy move is wh… Guyrule #219.0 Urinal Etiquette "When in the men's room, if so… Guyrule #310.1 Urinal Etiquette "When entering into a bathroom… Guyrule #331.2 Urinal Etiquette "While at a urinal, look direc… Guyrule #392.3 Bathroom Socializing "When peeing at stalls in a ba… Guyrule #394.4 Urinal Etiquette "Always look straight ahead wh… Guyrule #445.5 Urinal Conversations When relieving yourself at the… Guyrule #454.6 Public Restrooms: The Wall Stare When using a urinal in a publi… Guyrule #610.7 Complete Unbuckle at the Urinal There are only two ways to use… Guyrule #628.8 Urinal Don'ts When two guys enter a bathroom… Guyrule #642.9 Urinal Threat When you're the first on in an… Guyrule #699.10 More on Public Urinals When forced to use a urinal ju… Guyrule #827.11 Bathroom When you are out and have to u… Guyrule #227.0 Men's Room Etiquette "We all know that when women g… Guyrule #680.1 Men's Room Door Never hold the door for the ne… Guyrule #231.0 Locker Room Shower Etiquette "When taking a shower in a loc… Guyrule #239.0 Urinal Etiquette (Australia) "When in a public urinary alwa… Guyrule #245.0 Bathroom Etiquette "When taking a shit, whether i… Guyrule #254.0 Crying "Guys can only cry when trying… Guyrule #255.0 Respect in the Steam Room "Like building the fire, opera… Guyrule #258.0 Car Stereo Installation "When installing a car stereo … Guyrule #259.0 Bluffing "When showing a female how to … Guyrule #264.0 Asking For Directions "A real guy will never ask for… Guyrule #575.2 One-Seat Spacing When choosing seats at the bal… Guyrule #276.0 Dad Genuflection "When you come over to your da… Guyrule #279.0 Shoulder Game "When you're walking down a na… Guyrule #281.0 Showering in the Locker Room "You're in the locker room abo… Guyrule #411.1 More Locker Rooms When changing clothes in the l… Guyrule #695.2 Lockerroom Eyes When in a lockerroom, you must… Guyrule #283.0 Watching a Movie on TV "When you are watching a reall… Guyrule #449.2 T.V. Control The home is the guy's castle o… Guyrule #577.6 House Rules The man of the house has any a… Guyrule #292.0 Injuries "It's very important that if y… Guyrule #382.1 Injuries: The No-Witness Clause When a guy gets an injury and … Guyrule #295.0 Injuries "It's very important that if y… Guyrule #301.0 Shaving Comments "It is never acceptable for an… Guyrule #729.1 Closeness of a Shave If a buddy asks you to feel ho… Guyrule #315.0 Sell that move! "What ever move you commit to … Guyrule #325.0 Pumping Iron "At the gym, the amount of wei… Guyrule #336.0 Music From Popular Bands "If a buddy says that he likes… Guyrule #345.0 Deep Thinking "During deep thinking groups o… Guyrule #348.0 Guys Don't Drink Hot Tea "It is unacceptable for a guy … Guyrule #357.0 The Bright Side "There is always something tha… Guyrule #371.0 Bus Etiquette Upon entering a bus or train, … Guyrule #407.0 Taking your own medicine When illness occurs, most guys… Guyrule #414.0 Coffee Guys drink black, caffinated c… Guyrule #426.0 Working for Exams When working for exams, be the… Guyrule #435.0 Porno Flicks/John Holmes Exemption When a bunch of guys are watch… Guyrule #463.0 Letting a Guy out of a Bet You can let a guy out of a bet… Guyrule #465.0 Earn Your Slice of Guydom Never give another guy the log… Guyrule #517.0 Public Pain When you're with a group of pe… Guyrule #528.0 Public Restroom Departure When two guys, who know each o… Guyrule #542.0 Manly Dogs vs. Cats Without question, some dogs ar… Guyrule #582.0 It's Not a Penis Guys should never refer to the… Guyrule #590.0 Weightlifting Ego No guy should ever razz his bu… Guyrule #591.0 Spam-Inducing GuyRule Submissions No real Guy will submit a rule… Guyrule #592.0 When Asked About Other Men When ever a guy is asked by a … Guyrule #619.0 Boastful Stories It is the God-given right of a… Guyrule #626.0 Purse Holding When in a public place, such a… Guyrule #631.0 Rules and Manuals Never under any circumstances … Guyrule #636.0 Clean Feet When you're taking a shower in… Guyrule #637.0 Introduced to A Guy by Your Girlfriend When being introduced to anoth… Guyrule #646.0 Holding a Purse It is permissible for a guy to… Guyrule #653.0 The Color Never to Wear Real Guys do NOT wear the colo… Guyrule #658.0 Crying at the Movies Guys cannot cry while at the m… Guyrule #694.0 Avoid Feminine Music Under no circumstances must an… Guyrule #701.0 Inflated Job Title When discussing your job with … Guyrule #783.1 Concealed Weapons If you have a buddy who has a … Guyrule #703.0 Stair Etiquette When either by yourself or wit… Guyrule #705.0 Getting Punched If you know you are about to g… Guyrule #710.0 Double Occupancy It is never, I repeat, never o… Guyrule #734.0 Farting in the Tub A guy that thinks it's funny t… Guyrule #743.0 Handshake It is only allowed to shake an… Guyrule #760.0 Pissing Under no circumstances, EVER, … Guyrule #766.0 New cars: Under the Hood When you buy a new car, and as… Guyrule #767.0 Soap No self respecting, heterosexu… Guyrule #773.0 Sunscreen No guy will ever rub sunscreen… Guyrule #774.0 Your Three Stories Every Guy must have at least t… Guyrule #789.0 Condom Purchase In the unlikely event you are … Guyrule #819.0 Passing on the Right Never, EVER let some punk pass… Guyrule #822.0 Appearance A man should not comment on an… Guyrule #828.0 Anonymous Submissons Anonymous submissions are alwa… Guyrule #829.0 Gitch Shall Not Touch Mine When living with a Guy roommat… Guyrule #835.0 Quote Heres a great thing I've heard… Guyrule #837.0 Thou shalt not quote Hamlet No guy should ever quote Hamle… Guyrule #840.0 BandAid WWhen a guy has cut himself it… Guyrule #866.0 Types of 'Legal' Tattoos Real guys should not wear tatt…