Guyrule #16.0 That First Beer "When you're working outside o… Guyrule #28.0 Get One for Everyone "Guy Rule: when you get a beer… Guyrule #28.1 Exception: Mission Hammered "While partying, it is complet… Guyrule #28.2 Don't be an Ass! If you've got some beer and yo… Guyrule #28.3 Who Needs a Beer? Whenever you get up to get a b… Guyrule #36.0 Backsplash "If you're going to be drinkin… Guyrule #42.0 The Big Switch "The dreaded time in the proje… Guyrule #87.0 Drinking the Hard Stuff "When you're passin' around th… Guyrule #87.1 HARD ALCHOL A TRUE GUY DRINKS 40% OR BETTE… Guyrule #88.0 Cigars: the Ultimate Guy Occasion "When You're hangin' out with … Guyrule #88.1 The Cheap Cigar If you know your buddy spent l… Guyrule #109.0 Cologne Signification "Cologne is very important to … Guyrule #113.0 Ultimate Burp "What constitutes the ultimate… Guyrule #117.0 The Up-To Scale "Every guy has his 'Up-To' sca… Guyrule #118.0 Wine Selection "When you get snookered into g… Guyrule #135.0 The Fridge "The refrigerator will be the … Guyrule #161.0 Unacceptable Illness Excuses "Illness, however serious, is … Guyrule #210.0 Foolish Drinking "Never under any circumstances… Guyrule #210.1 The Wounded Soldier There is nothing as tragic as … Guyrule #217.0 BBQ Excellence "The place where Guys excell m… Guyrule #234.0 Find Your Own Ride "When you and a buddy are at a… Guyrule #234.1 Party Transportation "When several guys go to a par… Guyrule #242.0 Buying a Round "When out with a group of guys… Guyrule #245.0 Accepting Beer "Whenever you go to a buddy's … Guyrule #255.0 Belching 101 "Belching contests are only al… Guyrule #255.1 Belching Belching is acceptable when on… Guyrule #277.0 Buying Beer For Parties "When going to a party, BYOB o… Guyrule #278.5 Buying Beer It is a Guy's prerogative to b… Guyrule #283.0 Beergoggles: The Aftermath "Every guy has had an experien… Guyrule #298.0 Drinking Does and Don'ts While you are at a party, you … Guyrule #300.0 Two Beer Rule When you're out drinking and y… Guyrule #315.0 Involuntary Regurgitation It's cool if a guy gets drunk … Guyrule #317.0 Give Props to the Designated Driver When carpooling with a designa… Guyrule #320.0 Titty Bar Rules When going to Strip Clubs, it … Guyrule #320.1 Nudie Bars When at the nudie bar, it is u… Guyrule #323.0 Your Buddy's Health When picking out food to serve… Guyrule #328.0 Tipping the Bartender It is okay to give a guy shit … Guyrule #330.0 Guys Don't Drink Zima ZIMA...is not Beer! No self-re… Guyrule #348.0 Hot Beer Under no circumstances is beer… Guyrule #350.0 Lightweights If one of your buddies is a li… Guyrule #353.0 The Last Beer Here's the situation. 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