Category: Ego

GuyRule #622.0: Types of 'Legal' Tattoos
Real guys should not wear tattoos of funny animals or cute cartoon characters. 'Legal' tattoos for guys to wear, however, should instead include (but are not limited to): Taz; sports team logos; women of any kind (the sleazier the better); and even the time-honored 'classics,' such as ships, anchors and skulls. Tattooing the name of your current girlfriend is discouraged, as once she stops putting out, you'll hate yourself and want to rip off your arm! -Scott Hume