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GuyRule # 599.0: BandAid

WWhen a guy has cut himself it is never acceptable to use a bandaid, especially at work. Blood on shirt proves you are more of a man than anyone around. If bleeding very bad and disgusting women it is all right to create a mandaid (example. wrap cut up with roughest paper towel around and secure with black electric tape) Nobody will question your guydom while wearing a mandaid -Dennis Moore