GuyRule #593.0: Never Waste Beer!
NEVER WASTE BEER!
To me, this is the number one rule while partying.
The sissiest thing to do is to "dump bottoms". THAT'S ALCOHOL ABUSE! Thats the worst kind of alcohol abuse, right behind blaming the almighty beer for anything! Beer is your best friend, and dumping it would be just disrespectful! -beerman