Category: Buddies

GuyRule #55.1: Applauding noises
When a friend makes an especially loud or otherwise impressive noise (burp, fart, maybe scream or bellow), it is appropriate to applaud their efforts. Not in an overzealous fashion, just clap a little. This also applies to really cool chicks, especially if you'd like to bang her. (If you're hanging out with a group which includes a chick you want to do, be sure to applaud when she belches.) -Daniel Newman