Category: Wife

GuyRule #145.1: Don't Shit Where You Eat
The first time you go to meet your new girlfriend's parents at their home, under no circumstances take a dump in their bathroom. This is especially true if you have eaten any of the following within the past 48 hours : broccoli, cabbage, any type of bean, mexican food, or any other variety of especially spicy food. The only exception to this rule is if you have diarrhea, in which case you shouldn't have agreed to go in the first place. -Chris