GuyRule #
559.0: Dad's Teaching You to be a Guy
Fathers have an inalienable duty to teach their sons how to be 'guys,' including but not limited to: teaching fighting (or at least self-defense), providing the manly lessons (and getting uptight while doing so) about sex, and making sure their sons generally aren't pansies. Any dad who besmirches this rule or otherwise in any way neglects his duty, will invariably have to answer to his 'pissed-off' son eventually, one way or the other... -Scott Hume
