Category: Partying

GuyRule #519.0: Spilt Beer
The spilling of beer is a GuyRule breach of the highest order. Should you see your buddy spill his beer, it is your right, and duty, to give him shit about it for the rest of the night. It is also your right to remind your buddy of your beer-holding-superiority over him on subsequent occasions, until such time as you yourself fall foul of this rule. Of course, in the presence of women, keep your trap shut, because no woman likes a guy who can't hold his beer. -M Ashmore