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GuyRule #517.0: Basketball Fouls

When playing basketball, you can never call a foul unless you are actually knocked to the ground, pushed from behind when attempting a shot that does not have a chance at going in, or punched in the kidneys as you charge through your defender. If you call little fouls, you are a wuss. If you ever even think of calling 3-seconds, you are a wuss. If you take a free throw at all (except when shooting for teams) you are a wuss. If your team is sucking and losing, you must step up your own game so that you can take all the credit for winning. Also, if you lose, you can say that your team sucked, but at least you played like Michael Jordan, thus giving you the bragging rights for the next game. -DK
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