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GuyRule #373.1: Cigars

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373.0 Whenever you're in a bar and one of your friends lights up a cigar, you are obligated to ask him for a puff. When you do this, you must slowly exhale the smoke and say something like, "Not bad, not bad" or "What is that? A Macanudo?" even if it tastes terrible or you don't know a thing about cigars. Chicks will think you have class and want to sleep with you. Just be careful that you don't slobber and get spit all over the cigar, because then you're friend will get pissed at you and tell whatever woman you're hitting on that you wet your bed until you were 12 - even if it isn't true. -Richard Serton
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