Category: Wife

GuyRule #157.4: The Toilet Rule
As a guy, it is your DUTY to leave the seat up. If it is your place and you allow your girlfriend/wife to live with you, you can't allow her to dictate your behavior. At first she tells you to put the seat down, then she's tellin' ya to close the door when you piss. Before you know it, you'll be eating pizza with a fork and knife. -Total