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GuyRule #482.0: Handling Urinal Crisis

If you're standing at a urinal unavoidably near another guy, you must always be able to piss, otherwise you lose face. If you find you dry up, try these tips to bolster your Guy credentials and get that stream going: 1. Sniff loudly; 2. If possible, execute a good fart; 3. Hawk up a great gob of snot into the urinal. If you still can't go, then you don't deserve the 'Guy' title. -Ed Bayley
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