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GuyRule #474.0: Relieving Yourself
Being a guy, it's important to remember that the world is our toilet. We can pee anywhere, anytime. Guy rule: When relieving oneself in the snow, a real guy must write his name. This separates us from other lower life forms that also use the world as thier toilet. Bonus points if you it's written in your girlfriend's handwriting. -andy