Category: Wife

GuyRule #460.0: Like Mother Like Daughter
Every female on the planet emulates their mother in one way or the other. The sure fire way to test whether or not your woman is worth the trouble is to meet the mother. If the mother displays any behaviors that just drive you up the wall, you can guarantee that the daughter will have the same trait; you just haven't seen it yet. Prognosis: Doesn't look to good and you'd better start looking for her replacement while you're still gettin' some. -guido