Category: Wife

GuyRule #437.0: Three-way Rule
Any guy activity may be disengaged and bailed on if the guy has a certain opportunity to have sex with more than one woman at the same time, if he has never done so prior to said opportunity. This pre-empts: Major League Sporting events (including play-offs) (But not Super Bowl, final NBA, NHL, or World Series game attendance, because those are once in ten lifetime things as well); wedding appearances; and work-related activities. The three-way takes precedence over all normal guy activities. -Rick Weeth