Category: Ego

GuyRule #425.0: It's Not a Penis
Guys should never refer to their dicks as a "penis." It's a cock, Johnson, schlong, python or any other term that implies considerable size, length and girth. Nor are "Winkie," "dinky," or "wee-wee" acceptable, unless refering to another guy's, which is totally acceptable when razzing. Unless of course you know it's actually true, in which case you are merely embarrasing him. How you came about this info may come into question. The ONLY acceptable story is when the two of you were tagteaming this cheerleader... -John Demma/Scott Carlton