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188.6: House Rules
Sub Rules:
188.0
188.1
188.2
188.3
188.4
188.5
188.7
188.8
188.9
188.1
The man of the house has any and all rights to the remote. That is, he has control over the women, children, and buddies. He is also entitled to exclusive use of his recliner. As well, when he enters the house with his buddies, he has first rights to the can. -Matt, Mike, and Robb