Category: Partying

GuyRule #421.0: Drinking in Front of Women
When drinking in front of a woman, never refer to past drunken stories. This indicates past alcohol abuse adventures and can be detrimental when trying to score with a chick. If you have little or no pissed-drunk stories this indicates a responsible man who will take care of his woman. If you have many fucked-beyond-belief stories, this indicates an irresponsible man who would have sex with anything that moves after 8 beers or a mickey of Jack Daniels. -Kevin Benoit