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GuyRule #386.0: Two Simple Rules
There are two fundamental rules of Guydom which, though they should go unspoken and heeded as if they were Gospel, are unfortunately not followed by many guys:

1) Never eat a man's fries. Don't even ask. Unless of course, he is obviously finished eating (make sure he's not just on "food break," we all pause during a meal to let things settle).

2) Never knock a man's hat off. Not even if you're in a heated battle of trading insults. There's a reason that hat is there. Don't mess with the natural order of things.

-Kevin