Category: Ego

GuyRule #383.0: Public Restroom Departure
When two guys, who know each other, go into a public restroom together, the one who finishes first must leave the restroom if the other guy isn't finished within the next three seconds. This is because only queers and weirdos hang out in public restrooms watching other guys piss. The only exception is when the other guy is your young son or nephew. Then you must wait and escort them out when they've finished. -Jack Sampson