Category: Ego

GuyRule #375.0: Public Pain
When you're with a group of people, and you are put through pain, you must never show it. You can look around and even say "That hurts," but only matter of factly, and as long as you maintain a straight face and it leads into the "I have had more pain than you have" conversation. This usually involves the stitches story, the multiple-bone-break story, and the no-anesthetic-whatsoever story, but never should there be a groin injury story -Tim Tagtmeyer