Category: Sports

GuyRule #347.0: Superior Athleticism Etiquette
When participating in a sport that you excel at, how should you play with others?
  1. Play to your utmost ability because it will make others oooh and aaah at your amazing athletic prowess. Chicks dig good athletes.
  2. Remain annonymous and gracefully leave the sport with the excuse that your shoulder hurts.
  3. Play down to the level of those around you while still utilizing minimal degrees of your superior abilities.
  4. Let it be known that you are "Da Man" and mercilessly exact your full potential on anyone who stands in your way.
The correct answer, so long as no money was involved, is C. -Heath Alvarez