Category: Wife

GuyRule #193.1: Purchase of "Monthly's"
It is expressly forbidden for the male of the household to purchase "monthly's" unless:
  1. You need to get beer anyway
  2. She threatens to "pack your lunch"
  3. You can't hear the TV over her whining "Won't you please go to the store....?"
  4. She starts using your sweat socks as "napkins".
-Enoch Kradnitz