Category: Partying

GuyRule #320.0: Titty Bar Rules
When going to Strip Clubs, it is not permissable to explain to your girlfriend who you are going with. It happens to be none of her business. A permissible response any and all questions from her are:
  1. All the guys were well mannered
  2. The strippers weren't good looking tonight
  3. I don't get lap dances, I just buy them for my buddies (No names allowed)
  4. I don't think I will go back (even though you know that you will)
-Ohio State Deuce