GuyRule #
320.0: Titty Bar Rules
Sub Rules:
320.1
320.2
When going to Strip Clubs, it is not permissable to explain to your girlfriend who you are going with. It happens to be none of her business. A permissible response any and all questions from her are:
All the guys were well mannered
The strippers weren't good looking tonight
I don't get lap dances, I just buy them for my buddies (No names allowed)
I don't think I will go back (even though you know that you will)
-Ohio State Deuce