Category: Ego

GuyRule #119.5: Urinal Conversations
When relieving yourself at the urinal and the guy pissing at the urinal next to you looks over and says something like "yeeaah nothing mumble mumble..." the correct response is to stare straight ahead and with a knowing smirk say something ambiguous like "damn right," and then head straight for the door. That is the limit of urinal conversation -- any more is way too much, and any less shows no respect for the drunk guy beside you. -Colin Bowkett