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GuyRule #250.: How to Naturalize Fishing Gear

"So, you've spent a few bucks on that new fishing gear that you MUST have. The only way to do this without upsetting the whole guy-girl relationship is to NATURALIZE whatever you bought before you get home. This means stopping at a gas station and disposing of all wrappers, bags and cashier receipts. You might even choose to smudge the gear with a bit of dirt if you think you might need extra backup. When your wife/girlfriend askes you about the new gear, you simply need to reply with the handy phrase, "Aw, Honey, you know I've had that for months!" This rule applies to small gear like lures and jigs as well as to larger items like neoprene waders and fly rods." -Pete
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