Category: Buddies

GuyRule #233.0: Insult for Insult
"To maintain the buddy guydom balance, always return an insult for an insult, especially in public so as not to appear that you are whipped. The closer you are, the more biting they can be. But in public, never touch on known private matters that wounds the buddies ego.

"Okay examples: Me - Hey old fart. You - Yeah big baby! Or Me - Hey lazy boy. You - I ain't the one taking 35 minute breaks. Or Me - You fag. You - You asshole.

"A forbidden public one would be: You can't get the frame up let alone IT for your wife. The return insult would appropriately be a knuckle sandwich." -Bill H.