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GuyRule #222.: Pumping Iron

"At the gym, the amount of weight you lift must be proportional to the number of people around you. This goes, obviously goes double, if the people around you are women. For example, if you curl 30 pounds alone in your basement gym, then you must curl 40 pounds when you work out at the local neighbourhood gym with your buddies. If any babes happen to be close by, this weight must be increased to 50 pounds, and you must make sure you grunt and groan to show how hardcore you are. You must also make sure you slam the plates on to the barbell no matter how small they may be, in front of any women." -Sashi
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