Category: Ego

GuyRule #181.0: Showering in the Locker Room
"You're in the locker room about to shower. What's the protocol? First you find a guy to talk to and you begin undressing fast yet in a rational manor. Next you grab a towel and let it hang to the side of you as you walk to the shower. Find a shower that is at least three feet away from another person (unless the shower is crowded). Turn on the water and begin to shower like you would at home EXCEPT don't spend to long washing your dick and balls or the other guys will think you're masterbating (but be sure to wash them or they'll think you're shy and most of the time you'll recieve shit)." -Barett