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GuyRule #143.0: During Oral Sex
"When your girlfriend (or whatever lady you might have encountered that night) is performing fellatio (giving you head, ie. a blow job) on you and she does that weird thing with her finger, (come you guys know what I'm talking about) never ever admit that you liked it. Even though you came and called out her name like some crazed kamikaze banshee." -Vince