Category: Wife

GuyRule #136.0: Scrutinizing Beautiful Women
"Every guy has the god-given right to judge beautiful women, be it models or actresses, on their own personal scale even if the guy himself is the butt-ugliest SOB in the world. The guy is allowed to criticize anything on the babe in question, right down to an unsightly mole, slightly skinny legs, or a dumb-as-a-donkey voice. BUT, the rule states that every guy must end his harrowing critique with 'I'd still do her, don't get me wrong!'" - Marine Man Mark